eat it

to fall completely onto your face

Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it

by nellysgrl January 24, 2005

eat it

1. just deal with it
2. take it or leave it

1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man

by Jose Mansilla February 7, 2007

eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009

eat it

When you say something and someone makes a good comeback. They say it.

Greg- "Manny Ramirez suck"

Bobby- "300+ average, 40+ HRs, eat it"

by Danny D February 28, 2005

eat it

There are two common definitions.

A. To eat food.

B. To devour ones manhood.

A. This restaurant kicks ass, I can hardly wait for the chicken cordon blue so I can eat it.

B. Hey Mark! Here is a suggestion, why don't you eat it. Actually while you are at that, pound sand!

by The Cash Man July 24, 2003

eat it

slang term for someone who sucks at something

dammit, that noob eats it at cs

by cs pwnage February 20, 2004

eat it

In other words- "work it" or being fierce with it.

The Gospel choir is so good they eat it at every concert.

Lakisha ate that solo in God Blocked It.

by chante May 24, 2006