a-bed
The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗
a-bed by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019
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A Bed
A Bed by Weird Meanings Guy 👍 May 5, 2022
Share a bed
Share a bed by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016
Slug-a-bed
Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.
“Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”
Slug-a-bed by AKACroatalin April 7, 2019
three-in-a-bed
A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.
A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!
three-in-a-bed by kofi June 30, 2003
never put a hat on a bed
never put a hat on a bed by susanmvh March 15, 2014
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