LORD

Lord Of Ring Damage. Term attributable to losing money while managing a trading portfolio, usually associated with fixed price commodities. Analogous to taking it up the butt, a painful experience that can lead to rectal dysfunction or anal damage.
Losing money on a stock portfolio, being dealt a poor hand of cards, a bad punt, a lost bet. Associated with any activity that loses money.
by Craig Smyth July 16, 2004
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LORD

L.O.R.D.
Legend Of the Red Dragon

A multi-player game predating todays MMORPGs or home internet connections, played on dial-up Bulletin Board Syrtems (BBS) in which usres would fight various monsters, buy equipment, and even get married and have children, all on a quest to slay the red dragon.
Who's your character in L.O.R.D.?
by Iguana February 02, 2004
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LORD

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have you made a sacrifice for LORD yet?
by Carlos Reborn March 07, 2020
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Lorde

by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 24, 2020
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Lorde

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.
person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.
by awhoreforharrystyles March 08, 2019
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Lorde

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
by Demonjizz January 20, 2016
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Lorde

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress
by trusame September 13, 2015
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