"a" sandwich 

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.

Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.

"a" sandwich by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

a sandwich short of a picnic by Dank farts August 22, 2019

imma order a sandwich 

To love sucking male penises, particularly craving them late at night.
Phrase was discovered in Pakistan.

"Yo I know it's late but imma order a sandwich"

imma order a sandwich by revolkeham April 30, 2021

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

Eating a Sandwich by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

eat a sandwich 

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

eat a sandwich by Medicine Show May 23, 2011

Making a Sandwich 

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.

"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'

Making a Sandwich by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

Give That Penis a Sandwich 

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

Give That Penis a Sandwich by Smodcastle September 10, 2010