shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 22, 2011

shoelace

ties your shoe

what did i do with your shoelace?

by reformedpug December 23, 2016

Shoelace

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.

Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Shoelaces

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

by Banksy29 January 11, 2013

Shoelace

To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?

by Pasta Monk January 14, 2010

shoelaces

something dat needs tying up all da time

my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!

by i hate u josh khan December 13, 2004

Shoelace

Shoelace is my crushes code name

Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”

by I’m pre cool ik May 22, 2020