A Keegan

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life

You’re being suck a Keegan

by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

Busting a Keegan

A slang term for someone who was caught doing illegal substances in a place inappropriate to do so.

Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.

by (insert title here) March 16, 2016

dont be a Keegan

Someone who is considered to have a mental deficiency

dont put your hand on the hot stove, dont be a keegan

by 12DFJFJFJF October 5, 2022

Doing A Keetan

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

Pulling a Keenan

Promising to be somewhere or do something, but shows up several hours late or not at all.

is he really pulling a Keenan AGAIN? we really gotta stop inviting him to stuff.

by Majorelle August 2, 2017

A Sly Keenan

The action of neglecting someone when they converse with you on MSN Messsenger (Or any other popular messaging services - not sexually orientated as this phrase has different connotations in a sexual context).

This is true of when the 'sly' user is online and remaining silent (like a mouse, alpaca or sloth), but not so when the user blocks or deletes the other contact, or communicates verbally in any way.

This could be from either annoyance, fear, rebellion or even for fetish related reasons.

This phrase became used after British eccentric Keenan Fuller exploited the tactic (act of cowardice) in a string of MSN Messenger conversations.

A typical MSN conversation...
Michael Barrymore ; 'Cheggers do you suck your toes often, you flamingo shagger?'
...
(Cheggers becomes silent despite his status being 'Online')

The next day at the office...

Michael Barrymore; Hey Jeremy!
Jeremy Beadle; Hi mike you swine!
Michael Barrymore; Hows the marzipan ladder business going?
Jeremy Beadle; Well, you know, Delia Smith keeps eatin em dont she
Michael Barrymore; Bitch!
Chris Eubank; I say!

Michael Barrymore; Hey i asked Cheggers about the toesucking yesterday!
Jeremy Beadle & Chris Eubank in unison; What did he say!!!???
Michael Barrymore; Dunno - I was chatting to him on MSN and he suddenly went very quiet after i asked...
Chris Eubank; Ahh - you know what he did dontcha?
Jeremy Beadle: Well he did a sly Keenan on ya...

by Oliver Sanchez May 22, 2008