A Bed 

People Sleep On You

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way

A Bed by Weird Meanings Guy 👍 May 5, 2022

a-bed 

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗

Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot

a-bed by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019

Share a bed 

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate

Hey why don't we step it up and share a bed.

Share a bed by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016

Slug-a-bed 

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.

“Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”

Slug-a-bed by AKACroatalin April 7, 2019

three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

three-in-a-bed by kofi June 30, 2003

never put a hat on a bed 

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

never put a hat on a bed by susanmvh March 15, 2014

Full as a bed tick 

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

Full as a bed tick by Mr Bute April 5, 2019