A Morris 

A morris is a dimwitted fool

Or a naughty young dog who wont listen

oi Ziggy stop being such a morris and be quiet.
Oi Toker course your not gonna die off a dodgy quaver you Morris

A Morris by tubeyx123 May 16, 2021

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

A'morrie 

A'morrie shes confident about her name make sure you spell it right she will snap quick about her name and everything else shes beautiful and quirky playful and will beat your butt if you mess with her and shes one smart cookie dont mess with A'morries

A'morrie is amazing and cute i would date her.

A'morrie by KIASAVAGE October 9, 2017

pulling a morrison 

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.

Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.

pulling a morrison by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008

a morrie

somebody who works without ceasing to satisfy their clients.
morries ensure that the final product will be top-notch.

A: do you know where vika is? it's been quite a while since I saw her last.
B: don't ask. she is such a morrie!

a morrie by driedtearscrocodile February 4, 2021

a Morrissey 

Canceling a show after it's too late for your fans that have already spent lots of money to travel far & wide to see you.

Culture Club canceling its shows at the last minute was such a Morrissey!

a Morrissey by baby j 1313 November 13, 2014

d.a morrison 

A crusty ass middle school. Only ratchet girls who smell like fish and their gross slimy ass boy friends. School can’t even afford paper and the principal is probably a meth addict.

The girl from D.A Morrison wanted to fight again

d.a morrison by Gaylordd69420 October 27, 2020