a morrie

somebody who works without ceasing to satisfy their clients.
morries ensure that the final product will be top-notch.

A: do you know where vika is? it's been quite a while since I saw her last.
B: don't ask. she is such a morrie!

a morrie by driedtearscrocodile February 4, 2021

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A'morrie McGhee

She's the type of girl that is always smiling. She loves everyone around her does a lot for her family and she's beautiful and smart with the voice of an angel. She has beautiful brown eyes that make my heart race and a smile that can chase away the clouds on a rainy day. She is funny and crazy in the best way and won't hesitate to put you in your place and I love that, I love everything about her

"Dude! Why are you still single?"

"Because I haven't asked her our yet."

"Who?"

"A'morrie McGhee~"

A'morrie McGhee by Tiny dinosaur January 4, 2022

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A'morrie McGhee

She's the type of girl that is always smiling. She loves everyone around her does a lot for her family and she's beautiful and smart with the voice of an angel. She has beautiful brown eyes that make my heart race and a smile that can chase away the clouds on a rainy day. She is funny and crazy in the best way and won't hesitate to put you in your place and I love that, I love everything about her

"Dude! Why are you still single?"

"Because I haven't asked her our yet."

"Who?"

"A'morrie McGhee~"

A'morrie McGhee by Tiny dinosaur January 4, 2022

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Doing a Morrison

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.

Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.

pulling a morrison by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008

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a Morrissey

Canceling a show after it's too late for your fans that have already spent lots of money to travel far & wide to see you.

Culture Club canceling its shows at the last minute was such a Morrissey!

a Morrissey by baby j 1313 November 13, 2014

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