Zurch

A noun. Code word for weed.

Can also be a verb. (e.g. Zurching) A synonym for getting stoned, getting destroyed, or doing something with supreme excellence.

Did you bring the zurch!?

Dude, I just got so zurched on that last one.

Zurch by Zurch Burglar September 26, 2017

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

Zunch 

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

Zunch by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini 

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

Zucchini by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zuercher 

Pretty much the most awesome people you will ever meet.

Coming from the land of Zurich, Switzerland, their ancestors came to the Americas because they felt as though Europe could no longer sustain their level of coolness, awesomeness, and intelligence.

As the years passed, the Zuerchers have evolved into what some would call "super humans" because of their extremely high levels of sex appeal, athleticism and all around awesomeness.

Wow, that girl is so awesome. She MUST be a Zuercher.

Damn, he's such a Zuercher; I'd fuck him right now.

Zuercher by gonimitz88 April 20, 2009

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchiniish by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019