Zarch

To Zarch is to fuck a woman with your three inch dick while climaxing in their ass, while them simultaneously thinking they will become pregnant.

Josh: Michael Create this definiton!
Michael: It's 10:40 no.
Josh: I'll tell everyone that you Zarched her...
Michael: fine...

by PicklePower June 12, 2018

Zarch

Interjection. It was once thought to refer to either the ancient Sumerian god of unpredictability, or to an obscure phrase used in conjunction with having been asked to attend a sock hop. Nowadays the word is more commonly used to create a brief, distancing moment -- what Theatre theorists refer to as a "Brechtian Moment" -- for the listener/reader. It makes ‘em go: “huh?” Basically, the word helps shake people up a little, bringing their conscious minds into a little sharper focus, even if only for a moment or two. That, and it helps bring an element of absurdism into their everyday lives. Like a non sequitur. Banana.

Peter: "What a zarching mess!"
Paul: "Yeah, it's...wait a minute, what?"

by Peter Rogers July 28, 2008

Zach Hansen

It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .

Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.

I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs

by DannyKuro April 10, 2021

Zach Herron

A boy who went viral singing stitches at school and is now in a band called Why Dont We with 4 of his best friends ; Super cute!:)

Have you heard Zach Herron sing?

by wayhoo July 18, 2017

zach abels

One very hot and smiley member of The Neighbourhood. He plays guitar and so rumour has it he is very good with his fingers.

Damn did you see zach abels on stage last night..

by shelurbsmusic May 16, 2014

Zach Herron

Zach Herron started as a social media influencer. He then became a part of a group called Why Dont We. The group is growing rapidly in followers and getting bigger by the second. Zach Herron is the youngest member. (Hottest one in my opinion *wink wink*) Zach Dean Herron also went viral by singing stitches at school. But he's best known for his band.

Zach Herron is from Why Don't We.

Zach Herron is the youngest member of Why Don't We.

Zach Herron, @whydontweboi

Zach Dean Herron

by Instagram whydontweboi August 10, 2017

Zach Herron

Zach Herron is the cutest and the most adorable human being in existence. He's the youngest member of the hottest boy band in the history Why Don't We. His voice is so perfect. My heart melst when i look at his eyes. Idk what to say he's just the most perfect guy.

Person:Did you see Zach Herron's new post on instagram?
Me:Duhh,what do you think I do all day?

by Girlfriend material February 4, 2018