Zarch

To Zarch is to fuck a woman with your three inch dick while climaxing in their ass, while them simultaneously thinking they will become pregnant.

Josh: Michael Create this definiton!
Michael: It's 10:40 no.
Josh: I'll tell everyone that you Zarched her...
Michael: fine...

by PicklePower June 03, 2018

Zarch

Interjection. It was once thought to refer to either the ancient Sumerian god of unpredictability, or to an obscure phrase used in conjunction with having been asked to attend a sock hop. Nowadays the word is more commonly used to create a brief, distancing moment -- what Theatre theorists refer to as a "Brechtian Moment" -- for the listener/reader. It makes ‘em go: “huh?” Basically, the word helps shake people up a little, bringing their conscious minds into a little sharper focus, even if only for a moment or two. That, and it helps bring an element of absurdism into their everyday lives. Like a non sequitur. Banana.

Peter: "What a zarching mess!"
Paul: "Yeah, it's...wait a minute, what?"

by Peter Rogers January 23, 2006