zutch

Lesbian term for a butch with no practical skills.

A: She can't drive a stick shift, she can't build a table, she doesn't own a single tool, she just LOOKS like a stud.
B: She's just zutch, and pretty cute too.

by solfège February 21, 2023

zutch

To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina.

Dude I zutched your mom last night.

by Homey Bob February 26, 2004

Zutch

A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.

We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.

by Eleventh Hour January 15, 2010