zutch

Lesbian term for a butch with no practical skills.

A: She can't drive a stick shift, she can't build a table, she doesn't own a single tool, she just LOOKS like a stud.
B: She's just zutch, and pretty cute too.

by solfège February 21, 2023

zutch

To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina.

Dude I zutched your mom last night.

by Homey Bob February 26, 2004

Zutch

A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.

We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.

by Eleventh Hour January 15, 2010

bee-I-zitch

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.

That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.

by gulsh June 3, 2010

Zunch

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

zitchdog

it's a car game, every time you see a dog you gotta be the first one to say ZITCHDOG!

zitchdog

by marshall eriksen May 22, 2009