Zunch

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

Zunch

a lit food eating experience that is usually performed with best friends

Bestie: “Amelia, we’re meeting for smoothies at zunch right?”

Amelia: “Oh hell yes.”

by cosentinho August 1, 2018

Zunch

Brunch via Zoom

Let’s schedule Zunch with the family!

by Traveler8995 April 13, 2020

Zunch

Saying you'll do something and making a plan a day before, but never end up doing anything.

1:Hey let's go to the gym tomorrow at 9
2: OK sure

1:never responds or shows up the next day
2: I can't believe 1 pulled a zunch.

by Loakns July 21, 2022

Zanchez

To mark ones face with a Z using a shitty dick or finger. A combination of Zoro and Dirty Sanchez. Usually goes across ones brow, down their nose, and either across their lip, or the middle of their lips.

I am Zanchez. I make a Zoro, but I do not make a Z on your forehead, but across your face, and not with a sword, but with shit.

by zavage January 7, 2010

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012