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Zoey Tess 

Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.
Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.
Zoey Tess by HollywoodUpdates August 20, 2017

Zoey Tess 

Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993
Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...
Zoey Tess by mlankelly April 21, 2023

Zoey the Hoey

shes, zoey, shes a hoey, and shes ready to get blowey
dude, that's zoey the hoey
bruh imma ask her for a blowey
Zoey the Hoey by Xxur_mom69420xX February 9, 2023

Zoey Nicole Thompson 

A friendly girl with a nice ass who is loved by everyone! She is a hot person, all the girls want to be her and all the guys want to have hot, mad, steamy sex with her. She tends to be very intelligent, humorous and sensual. For some strange reason she has the most intense beautiful eyes you will ever fall into. Up to this point in time, there has been over 16 years of intense research into this phenomena; but even with the amount of resources and time spent on this quandary by the most brilliant mind of the modern age, there has been no feasible conclusion and a distinct lack of even hypothetical consensus as to how or why thisbreathtaking mystery occurs. she was consumed by both the passion and fire in her eyes and she will be viewed as an earthbound goddesses. Do you ever get the feeling that there is more to life; that something is missing that makes you incomplete? Do you feel it on a dark night; does it haunt the corners of your vision? Is it on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite identify what it is that is lacking from your meagre existence, the one thing that has always been missing? its zoey thompson. An amazing, crazy, and loveable girl. The kind that is friends with everyone and never seems to be in a bad mood. Everyone loves a Zoey. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed.so to sum up a zoey thompson in one word....PERFECT
omg did you see Zoey Nicole Thompson at that party last night? she was the star

The Zoey and the Quinn

Basically the perfect friend pairing. Will weather any hardship together and are thick as thieves.
A: Hey, did you see these 2 buddying up?
B: Yeah, they seem to get along really well. They're basically the Zoey and the Quinn.
A: Makes me wish I had a friendship like that.

Zoey 101 Personal Time 

When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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