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Dirty Zimmerli

In this act there are multiple male actors, there must be at least 6 people involved including the Dirty Zimmerli standing in the center of the circle. Everyone is butt booty naked the people who are standing in the circle stick their penis up the but of the person standing in front of them, creating a circle so that everyone is penetrating and being penetrated at the same time. Now everyone starts to push back and forth and try to time their orgasm at the same time. When everyone is about to bust, they swing their penises so they are pointing in to the middle of the circle, where the Dirty Zimmerli is standing and waiting for the load of everyone. Then everyone simultaniously busts their nut trying to aim it into the Dirty Zimmerlis face.
Ben: Yo man yesterday was crazy, we did a Dirty Zimmerli together
Cyrill: Oh no man, I definetly missed out, I would have wanted to be the Dirty Zimmerli

Zimmerlow 

My Gran and grandad love living in their Council Zimmerlow.
Zimmerlow by The Pitman Poet. November 27, 2019

zimmervich 

The irritation you get in your nether-regions after sleeping with too many Germans.
Joey: Did you have a good trip to Berlin?
Erica: Nein! I've got the zimmervich and can't stop scratching!
zimmervich by cupcakeable March 19, 2011

Hans Zimmering 

the act of taking a popular song and dramatizing it to make it sound more grand, be it ominous, foreboding, or majestic.
"Did you see the 'Us' trailer? Jordan Peele totally Hans Zimmered 'Got 5 On It'!"

"That new Buzz Lightyear movie totally Hans Zimmered 'Starman by David Bowie"

"I think the Moulin Rouge movie is Hans Zimmering 'Roxanne'"
Hans Zimmering by Strumpetchan January 27, 2022

Zimmerize 

To take something dull or boring and make it fucking amazing.
I just Zimmerized that party! or I am so bored I need to be Zimmerized.
Zimmerize by iLoudnoise April 18, 2011
A form of protection used against magnetic mines by the Germans in World War Two. The material was put on to German Panzers to prevent their distruction. Zimmerit was applied using a type of spatula. There were several patterns including zig-zag, horizontal columns and rows, and vertical columns and rows. One ingredient was saw dust. It was suspected that Zimmerit would ignite when hit by an anti-tank shell and the process was halted in late 1944, but there is no evidence to prove that Zimmerit was ever flamable.
What the %&#($ is Zimmerit made of!?
Zimmerit by fritzstolz September 28, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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