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zimmerfied 

so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimmerfied andything is possible and very rarely does anything happen that isnt funny to the sober people around
man that guy was zimmerfied last night, he made out with the mirror, looking at the picture of himself
zimmerfied by cool guy October 8, 2004
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Zimmered 

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.
That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!
Zimmered by King J 2012 October 29, 2015
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Zimmered 

To be one-uped by someone else.
I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered by that guy who saved that kid from being hit by a truck.
Zimmered by SARKMAN October 25, 2006

zimmered 

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.
zimmered by chet laird October 14, 2003

zimmered 

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.
"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"
zimmered by Pedro Martinez October 22, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026