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zimmerdik 

some one who has a small dick but clams they have a big one.
boy: My dick is big. (has a chode).
girl: nu uh you zimmerdik
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zimmervich 

The irritation you get in your nether-regions after sleeping with too many Germans.
Joey: Did you have a good trip to Berlin?
Erica: Nein! I've got the zimmervich and can't stop scratching!
zimmervich by cupcakeable March 19, 2011

Hans Zimmering 

the act of taking a popular song and dramatizing it to make it sound more grand, be it ominous, foreboding, or majestic.
"Did you see the 'Us' trailer? Jordan Peele totally Hans Zimmered 'Got 5 On It'!"

"That new Buzz Lightyear movie totally Hans Zimmered 'Starman by David Bowie"

"I think the Moulin Rouge movie is Hans Zimmering 'Roxanne'"
Hans Zimmering by Strumpetchan January 27, 2022

Zimmerize 

To take something dull or boring and make it fucking amazing.
I just Zimmerized that party! or I am so bored I need to be Zimmerized.
Zimmerize by iLoudnoise April 18, 2011
A form of protection used against magnetic mines by the Germans in World War Two. The material was put on to German Panzers to prevent their distruction. Zimmerit was applied using a type of spatula. There were several patterns including zig-zag, horizontal columns and rows, and vertical columns and rows. One ingredient was saw dust. It was suspected that Zimmerit would ignite when hit by an anti-tank shell and the process was halted in late 1944, but there is no evidence to prove that Zimmerit was ever flamable.
What the %&#($ is Zimmerit made of!?
Zimmerit by fritzstolz September 28, 2005

Zimmerli 

The absolute most amazing family you will ever meet, if you meet someone in this family become their friend as soon as physically possible.
Person 1 - Dude do you know the Zimmerli's?
Person 2 - No, do you?!

Person 1 - Yeah, do you want me to introduce you to them?
Person 2 - Heck YES!!
Zimmerli by Zimmzfan November 12, 2010

zimmerfied 

so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimmerfied andything is possible and very rarely does anything happen that isnt funny to the sober people around
man that guy was zimmerfied last night, he made out with the mirror, looking at the picture of himself
zimmerfied by cool guy October 8, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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