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Mans Zelmerlow 

Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.

Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Mans Zelmerlow's Cara Mia was #1 in the Swedish charts.
Mans Zelmerlow by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009

Zimmerporn 

A phrase used by musicians to describe the music of film composer Hans Zimmer when it is pleasing to the ear, soul or sexual organs.

Common results of listening to Zimmerporn are eargasms and extreme jizzing.

To truly understand Zimmerporn and its effects, one must listen to Zimmerporn itself.
Good examples of well-known Zimmerporn are the soundtracks to the 'Pirates of the Carribean' films and 'Gladiator'.
A lesser known, yet still as eargasmic example would be Zimmer's music for 'The Da Vinci Code', particularly 'Chevaliers de Sangreal'

NOT to be confused with Zimmerframeporn, which is something entirely different.
Person 1: WHOA, LOOK AT THIS! HANS ZIMMER IS SCORING A NEW MOVIE!
Person 2: I cannot WAIT for that Zimmerporn.

Boy: Hey, look at the Zimmerporn I have on my phone!

Girl: Zimmerporn turns me on. ;)

Zimmerli 

The absolute most amazing family you will ever meet, if you meet someone in this family become their friend as soon as physically possible.
Person 1 - Dude do you know the Zimmerli's?
Person 2 - No, do you?!

Person 1 - Yeah, do you want me to introduce you to them?
Person 2 - Heck YES!!
Zimmerli by Zimmzfan November 12, 2010

zimmerla 

A stupid fgt n00b who likes dudes and is a homo for sure. He envies me and wishes he could compete with my 1337 ness, but he knows he will never be able to. Basically is gay and sucks at everything.
Zimmerla is one fgt noob
zimmerla by A$-Money February 28, 2005

Dirty Zimmerli

In this act there are multiple male actors, there must be at least 6 people involved including the Dirty Zimmerli standing in the center of the circle. Everyone is butt booty naked the people who are standing in the circle stick their penis up the but of the person standing in front of them, creating a circle so that everyone is penetrating and being penetrated at the same time. Now everyone starts to push back and forth and try to time their orgasm at the same time. When everyone is about to bust, they swing their penises so they are pointing in to the middle of the circle, where the Dirty Zimmerli is standing and waiting for the load of everyone. Then everyone simultaniously busts their nut trying to aim it into the Dirty Zimmerlis face.
Ben: Yo man yesterday was crazy, we did a Dirty Zimmerli together
Cyrill: Oh no man, I definetly missed out, I would have wanted to be the Dirty Zimmerli
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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