A stupid fgt n00b who likes dudes and is a homo for sure. He envies me and wishes he could compete with my 1337 ness, but he knows he will never be able to. Basically is gay and sucks at everything.
An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.