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youshiki 

The term used for a person or company that acts as if it is capable of doing a certain job towards its customers, but in reality outsources jobs as soon as they come in.

The youshiki asks a customer some monetary amount, and pays the people who do the actual work less. The youshiki then keeps the difference.
Phil: I hired a Japanese company to inspect this building, but they sent some Mexican company to do it instead.

Bob: I'm afraid you have wasted your money on a youshiki.

Phil: Had I known this, I would have hired the Mexican company straight away.
youshiki by 7aar.cr November 30, 2011
A sexy girl
Anyone who dates her is mostly likely a genius
She is a girl on fire if u touch it youre dead
Her humour can never be understood
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yoshita by Demonn4life August 23, 2018
Smol Bean that needs to be protected at all cost
Oh God it's yoshito
yoshito by Tenko ouma March 29, 2018

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

Yoshitsuna 

THE Yoshitsuna is the all-mighty sword feature in the Disgaea franchise of video games. It is the best sword you will ever see in an rpg game.

Not even the excalibur comes close to it.
the Yoshitsuna is the combination of a nuke and a sword
Yoshitsuna by nicagamer July 12, 2010

have you shit the bed 

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)
It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
have you shit the bed by Lee.w October 31, 2017