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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
Related Words
Yosss • youssef • yasss • Yoss • yossi • Yassssss! • Yassss! • yasssss • yossed • Yossef
Youssouf is a kind and is always loving , he is nice to all his friends and he is good at school. He cares about everyone around him so if u find one he may be attractive 🥰
1st Girl : There was this boy youssouf he was kinda cute, I think I like him
2nd Girl: I saw youssouf to he was smart and working good
The cutest thing on this planet. Sometimes defiant but always warm-hearted. If you ever find a "Youssra" make sure you count your blessings since shes just out of this world! Love her unconditionally and she'll do the same for you!
"Your such a Youssra!"
Youssra by Lola960 December 4, 2011

Yosselyn 

Also know as Yossy or Yoshi, this girl is also looking for excitement and is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment with her. She loves meeting new people. She is a true friend and you can always count on her for whatever no matter what! She is hilarious,energetic,crazy,loud,fun, There is never a boring moment with this lovable girl even though she has a wild awsome side she can also be sweet at heart, understanding,caring,generous. Anyone would be lucky to have her has a friend. Yossy can easily make friend and charm them with her personality, same thing with guys. She is a beauty, she is beautiful, gorgeous,stunning,phenomal,sexy, all that is of beauty. When having Yossy as a friend never let her go, she is a friend to cherish and if you have her as a bestfriend your the most luckiest person ever.
Yosselyn aka Yossy is thhe bestest friend anyone could ever have.<3
Yosselyn by BeeDuhhVee26 August 14, 2011

yosseline 

Yosseline is the most amazing human being in earth. She’s one of a kind. Has a pure loving heart. She should give no fucks about what haters gotta say about her. She makes people smile with the simple things and just by looking at her smile it brightens up peoples days. Yosseline always deals with others problems but when it comes to her being in the situation no on she is there for her. She gives people her all when others just take her for granted, But yosseline keeps going with life. She is really sensitive when it comes to emotions. But if you get in her bad side oof she someone else. She’s a magnificent person and any guy would dream of having her.
Ana: Yosseline is an amazing person who shouldn’t doubt herself because people take her for granted when she’s there for everybody else.

Others: Yeahh she’s honestly one of a kind.

Yosselyn 

A beautiful girl who takes beautiful pictures. She is not follower but a lover. She cares about everyone and everything. She is really funny and loves to make friends. Yosselyn takes awesome photography and can make anyones day.
Oh thats Yosselyn.
Yosselyn by xAnonx13 November 6, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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