Yossef 

A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke

Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken

Yossef by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020

Yossef 

4’2” with an attitude

Person 1: My girlfriend got so mad at my for calling her short
Person 2: wow she’s such a Yossef

Yossef by Leedles December 29, 2021

Yossef 

Yossef, literary everyone's name in Egypt

I went to Egypt and everyone's name was Yossef

Yossef by I define the definition March 11, 2019

Yossef 

4’2” with an attitude

Person 1: “My girlfriend got mad at me for calling her short”
Person 2: “Wow she’s such a Yossef”

Yossef by Leedles December 29, 2021

Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Yosselyn 

Also know as Yossy or Yoshi, this girl is also looking for excitement and is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment with her. She loves meeting new people. She is a true friend and you can always count on her for whatever no matter what! She is hilarious,energetic,crazy,loud,fun, There is never a boring moment with this lovable girl even though she has a wild awsome side she can also be sweet at heart, understanding,caring,generous. Anyone would be lucky to have her has a friend. Yossy can easily make friend and charm them with her personality, same thing with guys. She is a beauty, she is beautiful, gorgeous,stunning,phenomal,sexy, all that is of beauty. When having Yossy as a friend never let her go, she is a friend to cherish and if you have her as a bestfriend your the most luckiest person ever.

Yosselyn aka Yossy is thhe bestest friend anyone could ever have.<3

Yosselyn by BeeDuhhVee26 August 14, 2011

yosseline 

Yosseline is the most amazing human being in earth. She’s one of a kind. Has a pure loving heart. She should give no fucks about what haters gotta say about her. She makes people smile with the simple things and just by looking at her smile it brightens up peoples days. Yosseline always deals with others problems but when it comes to her being in the situation no on she is there for her. She gives people her all when others just take her for granted, But yosseline keeps going with life. She is really sensitive when it comes to emotions. But if you get in her bad side oof she someone else. She’s a magnificent person and any guy would dream of having her.

Ana: Yosseline is an amazing person who shouldn’t doubt herself because people take her for granted when she’s there for everybody else.

Others: Yeahh she’s honestly one of a kind.

yosseline by Yossi’s Best Friend (A**) March 5, 2018