Ygbfl

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Ygbfl means you gotta be fucking lying

“Nah bro ygbfl”
“No im being for real”

Ygbfl by Pimplikejay November 27, 2021

Words you can keep

YGBFFM

You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.

Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”

YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011

Related Words

Ygbfl • ygbfkm • YGBFFFM • YGBFFM • YGBFSM • ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis

YGBFFFM

acronym for: You gotta be fucking fist fucking me
used for expression of be completely screwed in the ass.

boss: "I'm going to need you to come in early this weekend"
employee: "YGBFFFM!"

YGBFFFM by Jon Vonk January 15, 2008

ygbfkm

acronym, used in written form only.
YGBFKM = You Gotta Be F***in' Kiddin' Me

alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes with your DNA!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!

ygbfkm by spankthemachine June 24, 2007

YGBFSM

You Gotta Be Fucking Shitting Me

You called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? YGBFSM

YGBFSM by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

YGBFKM by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018

ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis

when your so bored so you type out a verse from jimmy fallons "EW!" in just letters

person 1: your gonna freaking flip like seriously freaking flip cause sallys mad at iggy because iggys booties more biggy and sally's booties twigy so she call her friend siby now sally's gonna get impliges
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly

so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis

ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX January 22, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026