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Ygbfl by Pimplikejay November 27, 2021
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YGBFFM
You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me
Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011
YGBFFFM
acronym for: You gotta be fucking fist fucking me
used for expression of be completely screwed in the ass.
used for expression of be completely screwed in the ass.
ygbfkm
alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes with your DNA!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!
ygbfkm by spankthemachine June 24, 2007
YGBFKM
YGBFKM by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018
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person 1: your gonna freaking flip like seriously freaking flip cause sallys mad at iggy because iggys booties more biggy and sally's booties twigy so she call her friend siby now sally's gonna get impliges
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly
so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly
so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis
ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX January 22, 2024
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