You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.

Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”

YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011

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You gotta be kidding me

chat dude 1: I saw 2pac at work today
chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.

ygbkm by pseudoman53 December 18, 2012

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YGTBFKM

Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.

What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!

YGTBFKM by King Neptune March 4, 2006

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You Gotta Be Fucking Shitting Me

You called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? YGBFSM

YGBFSM by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008

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ygtbfkm

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"

Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!

ygtbfkm by DaddyG January 10, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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