M.F.

Acronym for Mother Fucker

Harry: I got caught by my mom jerking off last night
Jason: Why the fuck were you doing that you sick M.F.?

by Sh*tsticks April 02, 2018

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

by Sh*tsticks May 19, 2018

Off The Cuff

Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.

Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.

by Sh*tsticks May 21, 2018

Body Crush

When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good

Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her

by Sh*tsticks July 11, 2018

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Footisism

A word used to describe a excellent kick or kicker in American Football

Chris Fowler: And the kick is good.
Kirk Herbstreit: That kicker has extreme poise and footisism

Brad Nessler: LOOK AT THE FOOTISISM ON THAT KICK!

by Sh*tsticks January 03, 2018

Jacked

Big, strong and muscular. Robust.

J.J. Watt is Jacked

by Sh*tsticks August 30, 2018