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Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!
by spankthemachine June 24, 2007
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Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
by samuraistan November 16, 2011
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chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.
chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.
by pseudoman53 December 18, 2012
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by King Neptune March 4, 2006
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by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008
Get the YGBFSM mug.You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.
Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!
by DaddyG January 10, 2013
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