You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.

Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”

YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011

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You gotta be kidding me

chat dude 1: I saw 2pac at work today
chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.

ygbkm by pseudoman53 December 18, 2012

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YGTBFKM

Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.

What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!

YGTBFKM by King Neptune March 4, 2006

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You Gotta Be Fucking Shitting Me

You called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? YGBFSM

YGBFSM by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008

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ygtbfkm

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"

Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!

ygtbfkm by DaddyG January 10, 2013

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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