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You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”
YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011
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acronym for: You gotta be fucking fist fucking me
used for expression of be completely screwed in the ass.
boss: "I'm going to need you to come in early this weekend"
employee: "YGBFFFM!"
YGBFFFM by Jon Vonk January 15, 2008
Related Words
YGBFFM • ygbfkm • YGBFFFM • YGBFSM • ygffm
acronym, used in written form only.
YGBFKM = You Gotta Be F***in' Kiddin' Me
alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes with your DNA!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!
ygbfkm by spankthemachine June 24, 2007
You called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? YGBFSM
YGBFSM by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008
You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me
Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM
YGBFKM by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018
hey i just wanted to ask if ygffm ?
ygffm by igoby_zoey July 11, 2024
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