Wrenchies 

(n) a venerial disease categorized as EVERY STD mixed together into one, rolled up and slapped onto your genitals until your nuts fall off

"Hey did you hear about Mick Jagger? He slept with so many groupies that he caught wrenchies!"

Wrenchies by BadMother September 21, 2005

wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I [wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

wrenched on my car by Starchylde May 28, 2016

soul-wrenching 

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

soul-wrenching by ThePrayer April 25, 2016

gut-wrenching 

Adjective to describe something so painfully emotional, and tragic, that your stomach feels knotted. It relates to feelings of guilt, sadness and devastated sympathy.

The really tragic suicide of ten year old Ashlynn Conner, from Illinois, suffering after being bullied, was described as 'gut-wrenching'.

gut-wrenching by AliFish February 4, 2012

wrenchlet 

A person whose mechanical ambition is less than their actual mechanical skill.

Anon 1- I want to replace the brake pads on my truck but I don't know which tools or new parts I will need.
Anon 2- Wow. You are a wrenchlet.

wrenchlet by NicksAccount May 9, 2021

brethren before wenches 

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

brethren before wenches by Koban December 11, 2009

fart wrenching 

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

fart wrenching by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007