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cockwrench 

when a males cock becomes so physically stimulated by a female it feels like it might snap off,hence the sensation of a wrench clamped around a phallus
Shit man this chick last night was so good,just about had my dick caught in a cockwrench!
cockwrench by kamikaze148 January 3, 2005
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cockstench

:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS
After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.
cockstench by McTitty July 1, 2006

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.
If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.
Cockcrunch by Cpu0 August 17, 2011

Cockwench 

A total whore who will go out of her way to consume as many dicks as possible and receive a salty dosage of seed.
"OH MINCE I'M SUCH A COCKWENCH,I REALLY WANNA BE DOUSED IN STICKY MAN FAT" -L.B.
Cockwench by Bothwell November 24, 2010

cock wrench 

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.
when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.
cock wrench by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

cockstench

a person who you dislike to a great extent
What the hell does that cockstench want?
cockstench by c mac d June 30, 2003

lithuanian cock wrench 

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
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