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Mountaineer - Big John i just played xbox and ive got a bad case of the wenchies

Big John - hop in the wild rover kinky kavs and lets do the work
by mountainsofbusch September 2, 2009
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brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
by Koban December 11, 2009
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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wenches

Local term for women or girls
Two chaps in a club

Chap 1: What ya doin?
Chap 2: Just chillin and checkin out the wenches.
by toastface August 25, 2005
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wenchie

1)derogatory name for an easy friend
2)name to embarass emo in front of anyone, wechie likes it up the arse.
3)name for a russian slag who gets excited by whips & chains
4)fatty
by cazzer March 20, 2004
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Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."
Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.
by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010
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crafty wenchism

The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.
Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!

Also... Fay= crafty wench

*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3
by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009
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