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used to describe any type of unconscious physical situation (on the verge of being indescribable)

and/or

an indescribable situation that cannot be represented by another word.
Garrett- "That chicks hair looks like a fuckin birds nest"
Kale- "Ya it's such a wounch"

or

"Wounch it!"
Wounch by GareBear Sex May 5, 2010
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a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.
Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!
wunch by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

Wonchsmonk 

A mystical creature created by Joey Felix most likely in the year 2006, it has a round body and stick legs and arms, an angry expression on its face with cross eyes, its mouth seems to always be open, and it has one buck tooth
guy: Duddee! Your mom looks like a wonchsmonk!!
Wonchsmonk by NoPachika4You January 25, 2009
That person that everyone knows who is a weasel and a douchebag. He carries all of the traits of being a little pinhead but also a complete douchebag.
We thought that we had seen every type of jerk but when Pete came in, it was obvious we now had a world-class wouchebag in the joint.
wouchebag by Kieth33 January 17, 2009

Wunch of Bankers 

A financial organisation that is incapable of reliably handling your money matters and instead cause unneccessary stress.
Barclays Bank plc are a Wunch of Bankers, as are any other bank who don't employ enough people to answer the phone and instead leave you waiting a long time for your call to be answered while they give your money to someone else.
Wunch of Bankers by dustyp August 24, 2009
Collective noun for a group of bankers.
wunch by borntoboogie July 22, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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