by A.Josepeh Seagull June 26, 2005
A combination between the words wow and ouch. This word is used when someone says something towards you that comes as a surprise but is also mildly offensive (or just plain out roasts you).
John: Your outfit looks so ugly today i’m not sure why you even bothered getting out of bed.
Laila: Wouch dude; that was uncalled for.
Laila: Wouch dude; that was uncalled for.
by thathandleisinuse May 28, 2018
wow and ouch in one. you are upset and hurt but also you are just surprised that this person would do that to you.
"wouch, you excluded me from the party."
"wouch, you forgot to pick me up before school"
"you forgot my cats birthday, wouch"
"wouch, you hooked up with phillip"
"wouch, you forgot to pick me up before school"
"you forgot my cats birthday, wouch"
"wouch, you hooked up with phillip"
by LAXGORLS August 10, 2019
The name given to the pouch all NYSF National Youth Science Forum NYSF participants, also known as NYSFers and Staffies must wear at all times.
Wouches are sacred, and whilst can be a pain at times - will become a treasured memory.
Wouches are sacred, and whilst can be a pain at times - will become a treasured memory.
1. Hey Annie don't forget your wouch or the staffies are going to kill you
2. STAFFIE X CAN YOU SEE THAT WOUCH? WHERE IS THAT WOUCH? *imitates dying and choking to death*
2. STAFFIE X CAN YOU SEE THAT WOUCH? WHERE IS THAT WOUCH? *imitates dying and choking to death*
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
A combination of the words "Wow" and "Ouch". This word is commonly used by people who have been offended and are also shocked by the offense. Sometimes there just isn't enough time for two words.
by Jnonymous January 18, 2014
• Wouch president is Joe biden? (Where does Joe Biden stand in presidential order?)
• Wouch child are you in your family? (Where do you stand in your family?)
• Wouch enemy of yours is trying to kill you?
• Wouch time is it that you make the same mistake?
• I made my best efforts to understand wouch grade he is studying in.
• Wouch child are you in your family? (Where do you stand in your family?)
• Wouch enemy of yours is trying to kill you?
• Wouch time is it that you make the same mistake?
• I made my best efforts to understand wouch grade he is studying in.
by ArtGrapher May 13, 2021