12 definitions by Jimmy D

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 19, 2004

crops

vegatble garden vs. a flower garden

Jimbo: Haney, air ye growin' any 'maters this year in yer backgyard?

Haney: Nope. No crops. Wife's growin' flares this year.

Jimbo: Alright then.

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

Yodel Girl

A very attractive female that makes a man squeal with delight.

Clem: That dern Jeannie's Sister on "I Dream of Jeannie" shore is a Yodel Girl!

Ezekiel: They're the same woman, Clem.

Clem: Nope. That sister's purtier.

by Jimmy D October 11, 2003

mutley

Someone who moans a lot when drunk

Stop being such a fucking mutley

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

Crum Bum

noun: one who does not tip the pizza Driver.

Manager: How much did the crum bum tip ya?
Driver: Exact amout check

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

bombakhan

Inspired by the rasta whitey cop in Leon, who says 'watch your bombakhan mouth', so it can either be used as a substitute for fucking or as a postive swear word.

Shut your bombakhan mouth = shut your fucking mouth.
That was bombakhan man = that was ace man.

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003