English VERB. Portmanteau made from 'wrinkle' and 'bunch', wunch means what happens to material when someone moves about on it, bunching it up, pulling on it, and leaving wrinkles. Hair, sheets, dresses, curtains, and so on can be 'wunched'. Has the same sound as 'wonder'. Rhymes with PUNCH and CRUNCH.

NOT related to the collective plural word for a group of bankers: a '(wunch (rhymes with bunch) of bankers'
NOT related to wunsch which is German.

'You can't wear that, it's all wunched!'
Dang it, I ironed those sheets and he's wunched them all up.
'OW! Don't lie on my hair, you're wunching it!'

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Wunch of Bankers

A financial organisation that is incapable of reliably handling your money matters and instead cause unneccessary stress.

Barclays Bank plc are a Wunch of Bankers, as are any other bank who don't employ enough people to answer the phone and instead leave you waiting a long time for your call to be answered while they give your money to someone else.

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Wunch of Bankers

A joke, the collective noun for a group of bankers.
A twist on Bunch of Wankers.

Person 1: Do you know what is the collective noun for a group of bankers?
Person 2: No idea.
Person 1: A Wunch of Bankers!
Person 2: What... oh, I see, a bunch of wankers!

Wunch of Bankers by Jethro Gibbs December 22, 2010

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dean winchester

the most caring brother anyone could ever ask for.

dean winchester deserves the universe and everything in it.

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Dean Winchester

Single handedly the hottest man on any universe to ever exist
Older brother of Sam Winchester on show Supernatural

Love's to drink beer, drive his 67' Chevy impala baby, kill monsters, and have sex

I would die for Dean Winchester, he is so fucking perfect

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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