Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead

dude, you are such a goochebag

goochebag by d-rew March 30, 2007

Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Gouchebag 

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

Gouchebag by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gotchabaguse 

An exclamation used to signify understanding someone. From the anime series Elf Princess Rane (aka Fairy Princess Ren). Can also be used as a general exclamation with no actual meaning.

"I see. Then I'll file an official complaint with the Fire Department. Gotchabaguse!"

"Takuma-sama! Takuma-sama! Gotchabaguse! Gotchabagotchabaguse!!"

gotchabaguse by Xanao Kalan Parg December 23, 2003

gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

gauchebag by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008