Boochebag 

Someone whom you consider close, but by the same token is a total douchebag.

Person 1: I just broke up with Hannah.

Person 2: You only dated for 2 days!

Person 1: I know, she just wasn't hot enough.

Person 2: You're my boochebag.

Boochebag by lovablegeek March 15, 2014

Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

boozebag 

Someone who consumes copious amounts of alcohol and remains unaffected.

Megan can hold her drink. She is a total boozebag.

boozebag by Fritzkafka August 5, 2005

bouchebag 

noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.

1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."

2: "Bouchebag!"

1: "Piss off!"

bouchebag by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

boocheba 

a worm that is extremely long and is possesed by the devil and after being cut can still survive

dang that stupid boocheba wont die

boocheba by scott May 13, 2005

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008