Wooshbag 

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

Wooshbag by FlareK7 January 28, 2021

wooshback 

A WooshBack is a type of Homo sapiens, a.k.a. Human, that has a rather large buttocks, or ass rather. You can distinguish A typical WooshBack from a standard human by observing them 'in-action', (intercourse). They generally, when having intercourse, particularly when in a stance known as doggy style, or all fours end up performing the swoosh-back action. This is when that thing is coming back and forth, and on every thrust backwards, there's kind of a " *woosh* *woosh* sound that occurs from the G-force factor being emitted during sex; often, but not always, a distinct smell is present and said to be akin to "swamp dick" or "swamp butt/balls".

Hint: When encountering these creatures in the wild, you will find an urge inside to tame them; this is natural. It is best to exercise discipline in this situation. Rule of thumb is to, fulfill whatever needs the WooshBack willing offers, but, be certain to steer clear for a period of time to prevent any unnecessary injuries or punitive damage liabilities. Take care.

Yo, I found a wooshback; that thing be clapping, dawg!
Response: DUDE! You can't keep those; what is her number?

wooshback by definitive_jokez December 10, 2024