Skip to main content
Universal word to define anything you think is above and beyond its original definition.
The Shopping trip was wonken

New York City was wonken
First date was wonken
First kiss wonken
Wonken by Lhdhdu October 28, 2022
Related Words

performative wokeness 

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

wokenomics 

The exploitation of the contemporary, surgent popularity and social acceptance of social justice issues, monetary or otherwise. For example, Rainbow Capitalism is a branch of wokenomics.
Wokenomics is really evident at this Pride Fest, considering all of the bank and law institutions represented here, when we know that they don't care about us in the GRSM community.
wokenomics by LiamJPrice March 25, 2019
a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.
Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.
wankend by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009
What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.
Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!
wonkea by Takoti September 7, 2006

willy wonking 

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."
willy wonking by tylerdun August 10, 2016