Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.

by Chadbing September 3, 2012

Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 29, 2019

wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.

The wonking i got today was awesome

by Chelsy June 17, 2006

wonking

if you have to look this up, you don’t deserve to know.

i can’t believe she doesn’t know what wonking is!

by drmoldytuna May 26, 2018

Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022