A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.

The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.

Wompergagging by no womping June 22, 2011

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wompper

when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.

BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper

wompper by joeberto February 14, 2010

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Humphers Wumphers

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.

Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers

Humphers Wumphers by Head of Word Making Council January 23, 2011

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Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

Jolly Wompers by Flådig Man February 18, 2021

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catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

catty wompers by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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