womperjog

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.

I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.

by Erin C October 22, 2003

Wompergagging

A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.

The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.

by no womping June 22, 2011

whopperjoggle

When something turns out "jacked up" or somehow incorrect.

"I don't seem to have the same font style you used, and as a result, things look whopperjoggled when I print it, convert it to a PDF, or view it!"

"Don't whopperjoggle around with me!"

by ClericalStudentBitchSlave February 10, 2010

wopperjod

Crooked. Misaligned or uneven. Askew. Also spelled whopperjawed.

That rabbit is wopperjod.

by carlgrubenierre June 5, 2010

wopperjogged

Something that is skewed or a hot mess

Your teeth are wopperjogged. Do you need braces?

by Wopperjogged August 23, 2017

WomperJelqing

An alternative method of Jelqing which involves primarily expanding one's width than length.

Drake, please stop WomperJelqing during school hours

by Juggastein January 22, 2025