wompper

when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.

BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper

by joeberto February 14, 2010

womper stompers

them shit fila shoes

ay lad see the womper stompers on her

by cameron cock February 21, 2019

Wompergagging

A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.

The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.

by no womping June 22, 2011

Fat wopper

A big shit

oi oi lad i gotta take a fat wopper

by kenkie October 26, 2016

Hot Wopper

The act of taking a large human shit in a dryer, and then turning the dryer on, ultimately ruining the dryer with steaming hot feces.

Bro, this house party is whack! Let’s drop a hot wopper and get the hell out of here.

by DannyGlover1 December 7, 2017

wopperjawed

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.

Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!

by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

wopperbang

giving it up the ass to a girl while whispering in her ear "Your mom was better"

"I gave that chick the wopperbang"

by raffle baffle April 29, 2004