Wompter is the hydrating liquid that is god. It makes good jams and brings life to the Zeepkist community. Drinking Wompter will bring you good vibes and hydration as well as save you from chocking on spront.
A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.
The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.
a person who only listens to dubstep, believes any form of jungle or drum and bass to be dubstep, and all other genres of techno are shit.
a group of people at a club or rave who ruined it for everyone else
Steve- Wanna go see deadmau5?
Womptard- Does he play dubstep?
Steve- No.
Womptard- He suxs, i love dubstep.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.