Wienerized
Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014
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The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
wienerizer by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009
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winterized
A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
winterized by Daisycutter December 15, 2010
wienertizer
:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.
Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!
wienertizer by The Frenchman from France March 10, 2010
wienerize
1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"
2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.
3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.
3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"
"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"
"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"
"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
wienerize by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
winterized
When a person's hair is so perfectly coiffed/gelled/hair-sprayed up that it stays in perfect position despite what you are doing. This is similar to Damian Lewis, who portrayed Richard Winters in Band of Brothers.
Dude have you noticed in band of brothers that Winer's hair never moves even after really intense battles?
Yea... Your hair is like that too. Its totally winterized.
Yea... Your hair is like that too. Its totally winterized.
winterized by yii May 21, 2011