Winerize

Synonymous for brewing or distilling, but only applicable to wine.

The winery tap room was only a tap room, and therefore did not winerize their wines in house.

by YerbaMatesWithCats February 1, 2019

wienerizer

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.

Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.

by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009

Wienerized

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Winterize

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.

Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu

by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

winterized

A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.

Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.

by Daisycutter December 15, 2010

wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs

"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."

by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

winterized

When a person's hair is so perfectly coiffed/gelled/hair-sprayed up that it stays in perfect position despite what you are doing. This is similar to Damian Lewis, who portrayed Richard Winters in Band of Brothers.

Dude have you noticed in band of brothers that Winer's hair never moves even after really intense battles?

Yea... Your hair is like that too. Its totally winterized.

by yii May 21, 2011