winterized

A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.

Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.

winterized by Daisycutter December 15, 2010

winterized

When a person's hair is so perfectly coiffed/gelled/hair-sprayed up that it stays in perfect position despite what you are doing. This is similar to Damian Lewis, who portrayed Richard Winters in Band of Brothers.

Dude have you noticed in band of brothers that Winer's hair never moves even after really intense battles?

Yea... Your hair is like that too. Its totally winterized.

winterized by yii May 21, 2011

Wienerized 

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Winterize 

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.

Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu

Winterize by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

Wintered

When you ask a girl to a school dance and he says yes then texts you later and says "I'm not sure I wanna go"

Caleb asked Winter to homecoming and she wintered him.

Wintered by Fukfase September 10, 2014

Wonderized 

When you go to the national Jamboree for BSA and feel a mix of emotions you can’t quite describe.

I went to BSA’s jamboree and was wonderized!

Wonderized by Bsacommish March 31, 2023

waterized 

when something is exposed to water

took my money out of the washing machine and it was waterized

waterized by jsamsjr August 1, 2008