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wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
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wienerizer

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.
by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009
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Wienerized

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014
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weineries

weineries. you go to buy weiners.
Tom: Sup girl. Where'd ya get them weiners at?
Bev: I got them at the weineriey ya dumb ute. Ya know weineries. There all the rage in London.
by utedeux December 6, 2009
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wienerpixels

Unsolicited pictures of a man's genitals, usually sent as an email attachment. Common occurrences when using dating websites and/or Craigslist.
Karen enjoyed talking to BigTony73 until he emailed her some wienerpixels.
by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008
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Winterize

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu
by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009
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winterized

A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
by Daisycutter December 15, 2010
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