wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.

Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!

wienertizer by The Frenchman from France March 10, 2010

wienerizer 

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.

Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.

wienerizer by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009

Wienerized 

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

wienerize 

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs

"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."

wienerize by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

wienertized

When somebody gets traumatized by seeing a giant wiener

Since Cat saw a picture of Andy's wiener, she will forever be wienertized.

wienertized by yoyoninja91 September 3, 2010

Wienerginer 

A person with half wiener, half giner.

"Allison has a wienerginer."
"Ryan is a wienerginer."

Wienerginer by Russell Jay December 9, 2008