Whoompf 

Whoompf is a mix of the word whomp and oof.
Whomp is derived from 1. James Charles' unfortunate video, "Whomp whomp whomp HAyEeAYEeayyeeay." And 2. From Womp Womp by Valee ft. Jeremih. It is used when a situation is awkward and/or you dont know what to say. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: Whomp
ALTHOUGH: to some it may mean yes. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: whomp

Oof is a word used when one has messed up but you also dont know what to say, or there is no word or phrase that you can think of, for example:
Noely: I fell off my bike in front if many people.
Emily: Oof
WHOOMPF
Now this is a more difficult word. This is used when there is nothing at all to say. This is used when things are so messed up or you are at a loss for any word. If you cannot at all think of a word ever created or at all, you use the word WHOOMPF.

Ana: The Office and Friends are being taken off of Netflix! Can you believe this l, I know these are your favorite shows and many other peoples'. The best shows on Netflix!!!
Noely: Whoompf!!!

Whoompf by Artdad July 13, 2019

Whoompty 

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

Whoompty by yii510 November 12, 2011

whoomp 

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

whoomp by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

whoompsh 

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

whoompsh by trueluv January 24, 2011

whoomper 

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

whoomper by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whoomp 

Bowser's forward tilt. He extends his manly fist forward and denies recoveries like its his job. Once you hear the Whoomp, you know you have no chance.

Look at this falcon trying to recover. Mwuahahahah. Whoomp, whoomp, whoomp.

whoomp by God of the Kitchen July 13, 2010

whoompshing 

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

whoompshing by trueluv January 24, 2011