(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard
(aka Fatkins Diet)
(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002
"I'll have the 10-piece chickenshit value meal."
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"
by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004