photo finish

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
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tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy 2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
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!!

slightly more shocking than ! but not quite as shocking as !!!
Exclamation points always seem to come in ones and threes!!
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
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swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision 2. a bisexual
Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
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Atkins Diet

(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard (aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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pussy juice

(n) the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough
You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you? Sick bastard.
by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002
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chickenshit

(n) a McNugget (also can be used in plural)
"I'll have the 10-piece chickenshit value meal." "Would you like to super-size?" "Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?" "No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size." "Oh, I guess not then." "What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?" "Does it matter?"
by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004
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