After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip
(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002
(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004
by BeardedFatass October 02, 2004