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(n) the fourth letter of the Spanish alphabet
Would someone please explain to me how ch is a letter?! It's TWO letters: c + h, which are BOTH already in the Spanish alphabet! How is ch its own letter?! (Don't even get me started on rr...)
by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004
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After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004
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(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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(Etymology: The Naked Gun 2 1/2)

Key Atomic Benefits Organization Of Mankind
George W. Bush is meeting with KABOOM to discuss the benefits of nucular energy.
by BeardedFatass April 2, 2004
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(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter
As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004
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Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
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(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing
The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.
by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004
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